Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
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And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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