What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
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