Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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