Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
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The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
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My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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