But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
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I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I came so hard my ears popped.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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