Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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