But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
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Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
i think my cat just said my name.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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