I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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