You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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