O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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