therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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