There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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