I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
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I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
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Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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