Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
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i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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