Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
