yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE