she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!