No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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