Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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