Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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