i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
