Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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