Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I FOUND THE LEGS
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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