If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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