WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
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someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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