Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
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I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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