she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Alive.
So much puke
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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