the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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