Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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