Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
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Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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