If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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