It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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