I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Randomize
