Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
my liver is dry heaving
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
