how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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