what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
These tits shall not be calmed
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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