i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
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I'm at about main and main street
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
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Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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