Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
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