my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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