butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
pop tarts are not kleenex
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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