Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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