i barfeds in our rink
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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