Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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