if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
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Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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