New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
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I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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