it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
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Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
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Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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