Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
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It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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