A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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