In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
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Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
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Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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