And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
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'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
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I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
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