hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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