I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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