do herpes really smell.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
This is my life. Enjoy the view
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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