So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
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I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
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His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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