So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
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People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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