girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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