problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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